Nicole Richie Is Single Again

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner have officially split up, but Nicole seems to be taking it pretty harsh. She is acting like she doesn't care, which always means she is probably crying herself to sleep.

Richie's rep made the statement: "Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain close friends."

But Nicole posted on her myspace blog yesterday:"I know there are rumors regarding my "breakup" with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity."

The best way to show somebody you hate them is to pretend like you never liked them to begin with, which is exactly what Nicole Richie is doing. When a girl breaks up with me I usually take it to a different level. Not only will I deny I liked her, but I'll start a rumor that she has cancer. When she says that isn't true, I'll tell people she has a smelly cooter.

Posted by Unknown at 10/05/2006  

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