Nicky Hilton Is Single

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

The much more attractive Hilton sister, Nicky, has broken up with Entourage star Kevin Connolly after nearly two years of dating. Friends of Nicky claim that she suspected him of cheating, and decided to end it.

Hilton's representative told Us Weekly: "They're no longer a couple."

I don't know why Nicky waited for him to cheat before she broke up with him. Connolly is a great actor, but he's like 17 (inches?) tall. Seriously, the guy comes up to her belly button, and she isn't even that big. I have to at least give her some credit, because she's more bearable to look at than this rash on my penis. Or as the doctor calls it, herpes. Or something.


Posted by Unknown at 10/18/2006  

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