Jessica Simpson Has Cleavage

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

When I was running fashion shows in Europe, a good rule of thumb was "If you wear ugly boots, take the attention away with massive cleavage." This is a secret that me and other fashion experts have held close to us for years, but there's obviously a leak. I'm not mad that Jessica knows her breasts take the attention away from her ugly boots, I just want to know who broke the sacred oath. Was it you Jean-Claude?

Posted by Unknown at 10/17/2006  

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