Willie Nelson Arrested For Weed

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

In completely unshocking news, Willie Nelson has been arrested for possession of marijuana and mushrooms after a Louisiana cop smelled pot during a traffic stop.

IMDB says: "State troopers claim they found over a pound of marijuana and less than a pound of magic mushrooms. Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for drug possession. Each was released after being issued a citation."

It's got to take an expert detective to realize Willie Nelson's tour bus may or may not have marijuana in it. As soon as they cops saw the multi colored bus racing down the street with a big "legalize pot" sticker on the side, they probably thought they had weed. People always judge a book by it's cover, especially when women see me walking down the street. They have countless thoughts run through their heads: Champion weight lifter? Sex machine? Kick boxer? Secret Agent? Big penis? You ladies are so sweet.


Posted by Unknown at 9/19/2006  

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