Kate Moss Will Have Sex Anywhere

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Kate Moss took time out of her cocaine habit to visit Pete Doherty at The Priory rehab this weekend. They were all over each other, and with patients watching, the two practically had sex in public.

One man said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening. There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside.“But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning. They were practically having full-blown sex."

I'm not saying this didn't happen, I'm just saying it's hard to trust a bunch of junkies hanging around a rehab center. In the current guide for picking up women that I'm writing on the back of my hand, the best place to pick up girls is at rehab. They are desperate and easy, which is the perfect combination. In related news, the pen I'm using to write this guide is blue.


Posted by Unknown at 9/20/2006  

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