Screech Has A Sex Tape

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

It has been confirmed that Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) has made a sex tape. The sex scene is a 40 minute three way with two women, and they say it is extremely kinky.

A source says: "We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a Dirty Sanchez. I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Most people don't lead a sex life as exciting as mine, so if you aren't aware what a dirty shanchez is, go here. It's basically wiping your shit on someone's upper lip, which makes it look like they have a mustache. It's a very classy English tradition I hear. Tea, crumpets, and a shit mustache. If we could only all be like them, but with better teeth.

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Posted by Unknown at 9/27/2006  
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