Scarlett Johansson Is Better Than Your Girlfriend

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

A respectful voter like myself will make it a point to never lie, so I'm certain Scarlett Johansson is the perfect girl. I would seriously kill a family of sea monkeys, without hesitation, if it meant she would even smile at me. I use to think love was for princesses who wanted to be with guys that were in a class below them ,regardless of the high class marriage their parents approved of, but now i see the truth.

Posted by Unknown at 9/12/2006  

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