Jessica Biel Is Getting Something

Monday, September 11, 2006

I'm pretty sure that Jessica Biel can't do any wrong in this world, and if she did, I'd shank the first guy who called her out on it. If I ever get married, I'm going to make sure that there's a clause in it that allows me to have sex with Jessica Biel, if given the chance. I'm not joking. She could stuff a baby penguin down a garbage disposal and I'd just compliment her on not getting the drain clogged.

Posted by Unknown at 9/11/2006  

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