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Paris Hilton is extremely close to signing a deal to promote Ecoist.com, which makes no sense, because they are an eco-friendly accessories company. The executives at the company are getting nervous, because they feel she's too stupid. For every recycled fashion product that people buy online, Ecoist.com plants a tree through an organization called Trees for the Future.

A source claims:“Ecoist is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince to plant more than 40,000 trees. But when she was told about the trip, Paris had no idea where Haiti was. When she was told that they speak French there [along with Creole], she said, I wouldn’t mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris.”

I'm really starting to believe Paris is a good candidate for electro shock therapy. I know it may sound extreme too some, but maybe we can reset her. I do have a medical degree that I made with construction paper and a blue crayon, so I'm speaking from a medical standpoint. Or we can try a new form of therapy called, "drowning." It works simple. You just hold the person's head under water until they stop breathing. Works every time.

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