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According to a study conducted by scientists and Blender Magazine, K-fed will die in 26 years. The magazine takes into account Federfag's age, height, smoking habits, alcohol abuse, and marijuana. After that it claims he will die at the ripe old age of 55.

Gerontologist Dr. Demko claims: "Kevin will also need the common sense to ditch the smoking, booze and drugs, which will give him 16 more years to enjoy Britney's money and watch his four (and counting) kids grow up."

I'm not going to lie and pretend like this won't be a bigger day than the superbowl, because I'm already tickled. You know that everybody hates you if people are constantly trying to figure out the day you're going to die. The last time I predicted someone's death I caused the poor girl to get a eating disorder. Ahh, good times.

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