Jessica Simpson Will Destroy Hooters

Friday, September 22, 2006

Jessica Simpson's father has convinced her to back him in a chain of restaurants based on the character she played in the Dukes of Hazzard. The restaurant chain will be called Daisy Duke's, and they will serve fried food while having waitresses walk around like turbo skanks.

A source told America's Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Joe's going to make a lot of money from this. The flagship eatery will open in Las Vegas' Caesar's Palace next year, and Jessica will reportedly commit to make at least five appearances at the venue each year."

I've never been too excited over any of these Hooters type restaurants. Not only does the food suck, but if the girls won't lick my ass I don't even want to talk to them. And don't tell me the buffalo wings are good. They're as overrated as Perez Hilton.


Posted by Unknown at 9/22/2006  

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