Angelina Jolie Is Freaky, Obviously

Friday, September 08, 2006

That ugly feminist dyke, Jenny Shimizu, won't keep her mouth shut about Angelina Jolie. Besides insulting Angelina's marriage to brad, she now claims the two of them loved visiting dominatrix dens while they were dating.

She revealed: "I once visited a dominatrix den with Angelina. She loved it!"

Telling everyone that Angelina visits dominatrix dens is like telling people one of my legs is really my penis. Everybody knows about it, but they don't just come out and say it. In fact, I once heard smart people with glasses say that the earthquakes in California were caused by me resting my balls on my kitchen counter.


Posted by Unknown at 9/08/2006  

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