Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

These are pictures of Scarlett Johansson in her new movie Scoop, which is another Woody Allen film she is doing. I don't think any of that matters, because Scarlett is basically the only woman hot enough to give you a boner that will never go away.

Seriously, the only way to get rid of it is to have one of your strong friends hit your penis with a sledge hammer. I'm not kidding, don't go to the doctor about it, and you can try to masturbate, but it won't solve the problem.

Remember, the only solution is A) sex with Scarlett Johansson or B) sledge hammer to your penis. The choice is yours. And just so you know, that first picture down there is HQ, the others are sort of small, but I'll update when better ones come out.