Paris Hilton Is Going To Outer Space

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

It looks like Paris Hilton has already booked a seat on Richard Branson's Virgin Enterprise rocket ship. Various sources claim Paris already paid the $200,000 ticket fee, which is required to take the trip.

Parade magazine claims: "Virgin Galactic’s VSS Enterprise: $200,000. Fare could eventually drop to $30,000. Expected start date: 2008."

I once paid $79 on a pair of ripped and faded jeans, and as expensive as that was, I doubt I'll come up with the $200,000 to enter space. I don't know if Paris realizes that this isn't a ride at disney land, because her being in space is like a polar bear riding on a unicycle. Sure, it might end up with the polar bear juggling bowling pins and doing tricks, but it will probably fall on it's face and kill everyone watching.


Posted by Unknown at 8/29/2006  

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