Will Smith Is Questioning Suri Cruise

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Page Six is reporting that Cruise isn't just hiding Suri from the public. They have yet to show off their baby to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even some of their best friends, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, have not met the newborn despite repeated calls to Cruise

The Smiths said: "Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well. Think it's so weird."

I still believe Suri exists, but I'm ready to jump boats in a minute. Based on things high school girls tell me, Suri was probably sacrificed to the elders of Scientology. Maybe she wasn't pure, or maybe she was the final piece of the prophecy being fulfilled. We may never know for sure, but I'm glad Will is on top of it. At least we don't have to worry about Will swearing in front of the baby, he can't even curse in his rap lyrics. Bitch.

Posted by Unknown at 7/06/2006  

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