Nick Lachey's Life Sucks More Now

Monday, July 03, 2006

IMDB is reporting that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are officially divorced, finally. According to court papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, the divorce went official on June 30, 2006.

It has been confirmed that: "Simpson's name has been restored to Jessica Simpson from Jessica Simpson Lachey. Publicist Rob Shuter confirmed to American magazine People the couple are officially no longer man and wife."

When you have no real talent or positive qualities, it's a big deal to manipulate Jessica into marrying you, so I'd like to see what Nick will do now. Most scientists believe he will have a job that requires him to where a name tag that says, "Hi my name is, Nick." Or some scholars are even claiming he is going to be in charge of spinning the ball machine at midnight Bingo in Cleveland.

Posted by Unknown at 7/03/2006  

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