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Despite rumors sweeping the internet that Natalie Portman will strip down in her new movie, Goyas Ghosts, NataliePortman.com has confirmed this is a lie. Last night her agent set the record straight on Access Hollywood.

The site had this to say: "Last night on Access Hollywood, Natalie's agent put an end to the Nat nude in Goyas Ghosts rumor. The character will be naked but a body double was used."

I could really careless either way. I think everyone knows I've never been impressed with Natalie, mainly for reasons like this. She never takes her clothes off. A good rule of thumb my father taught me was, "If a girl doesn't have sex with you, call her a whore and kick out her teeth." You think these steel toe boots are for fighting crime and working construction? Not likely my friend.