Kelly Clarkson Is Sad

Monday, July 03, 2006

I pretty sure Alaskan fisherman use Kelly's shirt to catch hammer head sharks. And even though the sharks are restrained by that fish-net, it doesn't surprise me that Kelly's cellulite can slide right through.

There's not a man-made outfit that can really hold back Kelly's belly, except for maybe something used on the space shuttle. It's a sad day when a woman's stomach is bigger than her tits. A sad day, my friends.

Posted by Unknown at 7/03/2006  

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