Jessica Biel Is Expensive

Friday, July 21, 2006

CNN Entertainment is reporting that a date with Jessica Biel, which is being auctioned off, has been raised to $30,000. Jeanne Lee, an organizer of the event dubbed "Mollypalooza," told The Associated Press the winning bid came from a man who requested anonymity.

Lee said "The event Tuesday raised at least $44,000 to help Molly Bloom's family with medical expenses."

I don't know if this anonymous bidder realizes that there's probably no sex in the deal. Paying 30 grand to talk to a girl about politics over a nice steak dinner isn't worth it. Most people don't think this man cares about banging Jessica Biel, or even expects it, but trust me he does. If I buy a girl something off of the McDonalds dollar menu I at least expect a blow job on the ride home.

Posted by Unknown at 7/21/2006  

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