Jennifer Aniston Has The Best Legs
Friday, July 28, 2006
Jennifer Aniston has beat out Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera in a scientific study (yes I'm serious) to see who has the most perfect legs in Hollywood. Scientists at electronics giant Braun came up with a specific formula, which involves multiplying the proportions of the leg and thigh, and the texture of skin, to calculate the perfect legs.
Dr Aric Sigman, who conducted the study, said: "For men, the ideal leg is shapely, full and smooth with a semi-gloss sheen. Women want the same thing - only two sizes smaller."
I'm basically a genius in my own right, but there are some things that need to be left to instinct, like when someone is coming to your room while you're masturbating. Bottom line: Jennifer Aniston does not have the best legs in Hollywood, not even close. Sure a calculator can prove it maybe, but a calculator can't see her legs, or have sex with a girl. So I'm better than a calculator in this study. And who cares about legs anyway? The only thing that matters when it comes to women is that they have three good holes.
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