Jennifer Aniston Has The Best Legs

Friday, July 28, 2006

Jennifer Aniston has beat out Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera in a scientific study (yes I'm serious) to see who has the most perfect legs in Hollywood. Scientists at electronics giant Braun came up with a specific formula, which involves multiplying the proportions of the leg and thigh, and the texture of skin, to calculate the perfect legs.

Dr Aric Sigman, who conducted the study, said: "For men, the ideal leg is shapely, full and smooth with a semi-gloss sheen. Women want the same thing - only two sizes smaller."

I'm basically a genius in my own right, but there are some things that need to be left to instinct, like when someone is coming to your room while you're masturbating. Bottom line: Jennifer Aniston does not have the best legs in Hollywood, not even close. Sure a calculator can prove it maybe, but a calculator can't see her legs, or have sex with a girl. So I'm better than a calculator in this study. And who cares about legs anyway? The only thing that matters when it comes to women is that they have three good holes.


Posted by Unknown at 7/28/2006  

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