Avril Lavigne Is Married

Monday, July 17, 2006

News reports have confirmed Avril Lavigne has married Deryck Whibley, guitarist and frontman for Sum 41, on Saturday, at a private estate near Santa Barbara. The wedding ceremony was mostly traditional. Lavigne wore a Vera Wang gown, carried white roses and was walked down the aisle by her father as Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" played. Most would expect something a little better from a poser bad boy and bad girl.

I got tired of looking for good Avril Lavigne wedding pictures, so you're going to have to deal with that one shitty one that is tagged. I really can't believe she married this idiot. While she's at it she should start drinking Crystal Light, Capri Sun, and Sunny Delight. Just like Sum 41, they are all comparable posers that stayed cool for less then a year.

Posted by Unknown at 7/17/2006  

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