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The Post Chronicle is reporting that Thandie Newton feels nothing but regret about her first Hollywood acting audition, because she was forced to simulate an orgasm.

The report goes on to say: "At the audition, the director ordered Thandie to lie on her back and pretend she was having an orgasm, and to make matters worse, Newton later discovered that the perverted director showed the video of her performance at secret screenings!"

I really love girls like Thandie, mostly because they can be manipulated into sucking off dead kangaroos. Back when I was a big shot director in Hollywood, I would make girls do all kinds of things for movie roles. I was well known for making them bite the heads off of aborted babies, while getting donkey punched.