Nicole Kidman Will Not Have Sex

Friday, June 02, 2006

Life Style Extra is reporting that Nicole Kidman has put a sex ban on her fiance Keith Urban. Nicole will not have sex again until their wedding night , which is rumored to be taking place in a few weeks time.

A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper the couple claimed: "Going four weeks without sex will certainly increase the passion on their wedding night."

I understand the whole "let's wait and let this energy build up" kinda thing, but it's only going to lead to Keith Urban banging transvestites in a Burger King parking lot. And that's not all, Nicole is probably cheating on Keith with some guy from "the wrong side of the tracks." A guy like me, who runs off with young sweet hearts in the middle of the night, while her father chases us down with a shot gun. Who cares if she's 15. She looks 16. Almost.

Posted by Unknown at 6/02/2006  
6 comments
Anonymous said...

Why is she marrying this doofus again?

11:58 AM  
Anonymous said...

Nicole has never been married to Keith Urban before. Where did you get the idea she had been married to him before? Keith has never been married.

2:25 PM  
Anonymous said...

Nicole has never been married to Keith Urban before. Where did you get the idea she had been married to him before? Keith has never been married.

2:25 PM  
ME said...

ya they were NEVER married

2:44 PM  
Anonymous said...

LOL, cutting a dude off is gonna make him go Jude Law on her ass and bang the skanky Mexican nanny.

7:49 PM  
Me! said...

Bloody hell, I meant "remind me" why she's marrying this doofus. I know these two have never been married to each other before.

p.s. "me" There's only one Me on this blog, and it's ME!

9:16 PM  

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