Nicole Kidman Will Not Have Sex
Friday, June 02, 2006
Life Style Extra is reporting that Nicole Kidman has put a sex ban on her fiance Keith Urban. Nicole will not have sex again until their wedding night , which is rumored to be taking place in a few weeks time.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper the couple claimed: "Going four weeks without sex will certainly increase the passion on their wedding night."
I understand the whole "let's wait and let this energy build up" kinda thing, but it's only going to lead to Keith Urban banging transvestites in a Burger King parking lot. And that's not all, Nicole is probably cheating on Keith with some guy from "the wrong side of the tracks." A guy like me, who runs off with young sweet hearts in the middle of the night, while her father chases us down with a shot gun. Who cares if she's 15. She looks 16. Almost.
Nicole has never been married to Keith Urban before. Where did you get the idea she had been married to him before? Keith has never been married.
Nicole has never been married to Keith Urban before. Where did you get the idea she had been married to him before? Keith has never been married.
LOL, cutting a dude off is gonna make him go Jude Law on her ass and bang the skanky Mexican nanny.
Bloody hell, I meant "remind me" why she's marrying this doofus. I know these two have never been married to each other before.
p.s. "me" There's only one Me on this blog, and it's ME!
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