Charlie Sheen Strikes Again
Thursday, June 22, 2006
IMDB is reporting that Charlie Sheen has already moved on from his estranged wife Denise Richards and is already living with new girlfriend Brooke Mueller. Sheen has been dating the 28-year-old real estate agent for the past two months after meeting her at a party in May.
A source tells Us Weekly: "Brooke is in love. Charlie is a solid guy and they are very compatible. We've never seen Brooke so happy, she told me she's the happiest she's ever been. I'm so thrilled for both of them."
Ummm, I don't know if people watch TV anymore, but when I'm not winning body building contests or dance-offs, I sometimes have the time. And it's basically a fact that Charlie Sheen is the right hand of Satan. In fact, if Satan were a homosexual, he'd probably masturbate to Charlie Sheen. Every morning he wakes up next to a sugar bowl of coke and a crystal meth hooker. Someone like Charlie gets off on paying her about 5 grand for the night, and it's a horrible deal. That hooker would have done the same thing for 20 bucks. Didn't anyone else take economics?
Ferris Beuller's day off was on tv the other night and I was reminded that Charlie Sheen used to be semi-fuckable back in the day. He's gotten so UGLY lately!
Your dont know shit about shit. Im a friend of chucks and well the stories of whoring and drinking are true, more than you pansy ass fan boys ever had. The fact remains that Chuck is a stand up guy and you faggots arent even cool enough to like his taint, after a sweaty day on the set making more in a day than you see in a month. Fuck Off and die in a fire. BTW Brian Aldo you are a worthless piece of shit. You have without a doubt some of the dumbest writing on the internet. Seriously check out the comments left on your story on fark.com U suck and we are all stupider for having listened to your blithing comments about your limp dick adventures in a one whore town. Read a book, go back to school and dont quit your day job. I want my 5 mins back. CheeseDick!
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