Ashlee Simpson Won't Get Naked
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Contact Music is reporting that Ashlee Simpson has decided not to post for Playboy magazine, even after a multi-million dollar offer. Simpson was offered $4 million, but decided to not to get naked for the legendary publication.
The report goes on: "Simpson's publicist Rob Shuter confirmed to website TMZ.com that the singer did indeed receive the offer to pose for the magazine, but declined. "
I guess Hugh is losing his judgment in his old age, because I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Ashlee Simpson and a camel. You can lay both of them naked in a picnic setting- or any other cheesy atmosphere Playboy uses now- and nobody would be able to know who was who. Honestly, you would probably have to shave the camel, well, not the upper lip.