K-fed Wants To A Threesone With Jessica Alba

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Reports have confirmed Kevin Federline wants to have a threesome with his fat wife Britney Spears and super sexy Jessica Alba. Kfag also claimed during the interview that britney is far better in the sack than his ex, SharJackson.

In the recent interview,the source is quoted by saying: "Kevin also revealed that if his pop singer spouse gave him a free pass for a threesome he would choose 'Sin City' beauty Jessica Alba."

Ya that sounds real nice k-fag, but you need to look at this situation realistically. Everyone saw you turn the princess of swans into the athletes foot of elephants. Having a threesome never works out well for anyone, especially your wife. Of coarse Alba is a great choice, obviously. It's like the time I asked my mother to shave my balls, sure it seemed like a good idea the time, but I just can't look at her the same anymore.

Posted by darkhat at 5/09/2006  
3 comments
Anonymous said...

You should check your spelling before posting things.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous said...

Spelling errors are part of Darkhat's charm. It's what sets him apart from all the others, lol.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous said...

real internet writers want spelling errors, it makes them look like they don't give a fuck

4:45 PM  

Post a Comment