Jessica Alba Will Kick Your Ass

Monday, May 22, 2006

These are pictures from Jessica Alba's brand new promo for the MTV movie awards, which she will be hosting. It's amazing I can even be turned on by Jessica Alba committing homicides and shooting burn victims with flame throwers.

She could seriously shoot my mother with a futuristic terminal cancer instant death ray, and I'd just give her a high five and hope she'll like me.

Posted by darkhat at 5/22/2006  
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