Brad And Angelina Are Getting Paid

Friday, May 19, 2006

Sky ha confirmed that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have signed a huge deal for the first exclusive baby pictures of their newborn. According to the Daily Mirror, Ange and Brad have promised a United States mag the first pictures.

A source revealed: "They've signed a $2.6million deal with a publication and the money will go to children's charity UNICEF.Angelina's very private but they figured they might as well use the opportunity of one child being born to help a lot of others."

This might come off the wrong way, but they could get more money if they just sold their child outright. It's basically how I get paid. I have sex with dozens of young co-eds and convince them into having unprotected sex with me, when she realizes she's pregnant, I force her to give the baby up for "adoption." But "adoption" is just a fancy word for "drowning the baby in the bathtub." I'm always sure to leave a young baby sitter in the house with the child, because suing them for the death is like killing two birds with one stone.

Posted by darkhat at 5/19/2006  
2 comments
Anonymous said...

you are one sick puppy!!!!!!
tx

12:02 PM  
AL RULES said...

sick is such an ugly word...i prefer to use genious. i am going out to impreganate someone right now... thank you darkhat for finally giving me direction in life...you're neato and swell.

AL

http://baconbitsandmidgetparts.blogspot.com

11:23 AM  

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