Brad And Angelina Are Getting Paid
Friday, May 19, 2006
Sky ha confirmed that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have signed a huge deal for the first exclusive baby pictures of their newborn. According to the Daily Mirror, Ange and Brad have promised a United States mag the first pictures.
A source revealed: "They've signed a $2.6million deal with a publication and the money will go to children's charity UNICEF.Angelina's very private but they figured they might as well use the opportunity of one child being born to help a lot of others."
This might come off the wrong way, but they could get more money if they just sold their child outright. It's basically how I get paid. I have sex with dozens of young co-eds and convince them into having unprotected sex with me, when she realizes she's pregnant, I force her to give the baby up for "adoption." But "adoption" is just a fancy word for "drowning the baby in the bathtub." I'm always sure to leave a young baby sitter in the house with the child, because suing them for the death is like killing two birds with one stone.
sick is such an ugly word...i prefer to use genious. i am going out to impreganate someone right now... thank you darkhat for finally giving me direction in life...you're neato and swell.
AL
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