Ashlee Simpson Admits To Nose Job, Finally

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Entertainment Wise -along with my rediculously sexy; erotic bang buddy Reese- has confirmed that a representative for Ashlee Simpson has gone public with the fact that her client has had a nose job. According to reports: "the younger sister underwent a rhinoplasty operation on April 21 in a LA clinic."

A rep for Ashlee allegedly told US Weekly: "She had a bump removed from her nose. Ashlee is as beautiful as ever. When the swelling goes down, it's going to look really cute."

Um, OK... so thanks for the breaking news, but it really isn't going to do you any good. When you look like a cross breed of a Valasa Raptor and an elder from the original Planet of the Apes, a nose good isn't going to cut it. It's like a stripper wearing a pair of glasses. Sure, she looks smart and can possibly pass as a real person, but deep down you know she's just holding a future abortion.

Posted by darkhat at 5/16/2006  
3 comments
Anonymous said...

She does look better, but she is still UGLY.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous said...

Ashley is not ugly, you are only ugly for saying that. If this really is tru I am dissapointed in her that she would change her unique and beautiful nose. It is so much more brave to stand firm in who you are than to give in to the pressure society puts on those who are unique. Ash you should've kept it strong!

1:02 AM  
Anonymous said...

that stank ho is ugly

and her "unique" nose needed to go.

now if she'll just get a boob job and her vocal cords removed, she might be hot

2:36 PM  

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