Lindsay Lohan Finally Joins A Sham Religion
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Reports are saying that Lindsay Lohan has jumped on the trendy Kabbalah bandwagon.Lohan has admitted dabbling with the sham religion which has long been a part of celebrities such as Madonna, Demi Moore and Britney Spears.
Lohan said: "Yes, I am looking into Kabbalah. All of us need something. You have to grab on to whatever gets you through."
I don't know why, but when I think of the best way to describe Kabbalah, "crock of shit" comes to mind. I really don't know why either. I never use that expression, it must truly be because any religion that charges over 20 dollars for a few inches of red string is a joke. They also have the very expensive and trendy Kabbalah energy drink. Join up now so you have something shittier to spend your money on.