Katie Holmes Gives Birth

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

MSN is reporting that Katie Holmes gave birth to a baby girl tonight named Suri, weighing 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long. The baby was born in Los Angeles, and the exact location is still up in the air.

Robinson, who is the Tomkat spokesperson, said:"Both mother and daughter are doing well. The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning princess, or in Persian, meaning red rose."

Well, thank you, everybody can sleep easy tonight, but I would sleep easy regardless since I'm resting on egyptian satin 300 thread count sheets. This demon baby has the potential to be either the anti-christ, or the next Jenny Jones. If you have any heart, you'll be hoping it's the anti-christ.

Posted by darkhat at 4/18/2006  
1 comments
Anonymous said...

good i can now sleep easy knowing tom cruise is no longer hungrey

3:02 AM  

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