Brad And Angelina Giving Birth In Nambia

Monday, April 17, 2006

Reports are saying that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will have their baby in the southern African country of Namibia, according to a government official. They are even saying that the couple is planning on giving the baby a Nambian name.

Samuel Sheefeni Nuuyoma, governor of the Erongo region of Namibia, said: "They are having the baby here, and they talked about giving the child a Namibian name. She (Jolie) loves Namibia."

Enough is enough already. It's one thing if these two want to run around in savage countries, eating baby scalps and fighting scorpions, but not the children man, not the children. And I think it's a rule that Nambian kids get their shiny rocks taken away from bullies at school, and I'm sure this kid can afford plenty of shiny rocks.

Posted by darkhat at 4/17/2006  
1 comments
Anonymous said...

All Brad wants to do is smoke mary-jane and watch tv. Same as JA. They'll hook back up for sure.

11:37 AM  

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