Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

These are the kind of stories they write about in fairy tales. Much like the big bad wolf being defeated by pigs, Vanna White spending the back end of her life like a HIV positive hooker, is a Cinderella story.

White made ridiculous money turning letters on Wheel of Fortune, and I hated every minute of it. I spend a lot of my time reading to orphans, burn victims, and paraplegic lepers. Just replace "reading" with "stealing money from." I hadn't heard about White for at least 700 years until these make shift amateur porn shots showed up.