Tyra Banks Wants To Be A Stripper

Thursday, February 23, 2006

The National Ledger is saying that Tyra Banks decided to prove that her breasts were real and sexy on her TV show. Banks will be going on a tour of strip clubs, while showing off her breasts. She also wants to find out what men really do at strip clubs. She even decides to wear a stupid costume so people don't recognize her.

The Ledger says: "The supermodel would of course be recognized, so she transforms her look a bit with a latex nose, a wig and contact lenses. But Tyra goes all out and even does some work on the stripper pole."

I don't know what kind of secret 007 mission you have to go on to figure out what men do at strip clubs, but it's not to complicated. I don't go to them often, but when I do, I spend a lot of money. All men do is watch girls get naked, and if the place is dirty, get a grinding ass lap dance in the back. They don't seem to like it when you wait for the girls in the parking lot with a switch blade. Trust me, you don't wanna do that.

Posted by darkhat at 2/23/2006  
6 comments
Anonymous said...

She is far to old to try and strip at all.

8:12 AM  
Anonymous said...

Tyra is to ugly to be a stripper. Luckily, it's just an act.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous said...

Banks is completely worthless. To ugly to model

8:53 AM  
Anonymous said...

anon 8:53 - you're right on the money, baby. She's a dog.

9:08 AM  
Anonymous said...

How old is she now? Like kicking 50's door down?

9:20 AM  
Anonymous said...

I can't see the picture on the black background. I wonder why

9:46 AM  

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