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The brand new March issue of Vanity Fair will hit news stands today. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley are nude while posing with a fully-clothed Tom Ford. Apparently, they didn't go easy on the white baby powder, but I'm not going to complain. This issue was supposed to have Rachel McAdams in it as well, but as everyone already knows, she backed out the second she heard it was nude. Damn female morals.

Tom Ford had this to say about the photo shoot: "Hollywood stars weren't difficult to persuade."

Than he added: "A lot of women actually, a couple of men, too, wanted to take their clothes off. These are such beautiful people, beautiful women, and who doesn't want to see a bit of them."

If it's so easy to persuade these women to pose nude than why couldn't you convince my girlfriend Rachel McAdams? huh? Come on player. Any time I convince women to pose nude for my artistic endeavors, it usually ends a little differently. Instead of being done in a studio, it's done in my basement. And instead of them laying on a bed, they're tied to a pole. Pretty much the same thing.