Restraining Order Put On Paris Hilton

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Yahoo News has confirmed that A Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner issued a restraining order against Paris Hilton yesterday, commanding her to stay away from the infamous party planner Brian Quintana. Quintana claims the royal bitch had shoved him on three occasions, disturbed his relationship with clients, and threatened his life. He also made claims that Hilton "has a drug and alcohol problem, some rather shady associates, and is known for erratic behavior." And finally, he claimed he felt he was in "imminent danger."

Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, made a statement:

"I can assure you that when all of the facts are revealed in this matter, they will show that the victim is, in fact, Paris Hilton."

OK, I would love to kick Paris in the spine just as much as the next man, women, child, beast, or zebra, but getting a restraining order just makes you look like a pussy. When a little rich girl with a lazy eye can put you in "imminent danger", there is a major problem with your manhood. Grow a sack, man.

Posted by darkhat at 2/08/2006  
4 comments
Anonymous said...

IT's about time someone put her in her place. Dumb bitch

8:28 AM  
Anonymous said...

The world should get a restraining order on her.

8:44 AM  
Anonymous said...

lol lazy eye...

10:10 AM  
Anonymous said...

I hate her more than not drinking.

1:29 PM  

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