Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

The infamous Pitt family was in Paris on Monday and these are some of the pictures the humble paparazzi were able to snatch up. Maddox looks like he's having a blast. His smile is ear to ear in all these pictures, but I'm sure you're all aware that this doesn't interest me.

What does interest me is that this family is so happy. I can't remember the last time I looked as happy as Angelina and Maddox do in that first picture at the bottom. The last time I was that happy was when I was having unprotected sex with a street walker.

Sure, she probably has AIDS, Hep C, herpes, and the clap, but what else am I going to do besides update this page. There is only so much one man can do. Back to my point, I'm almost as high on life as this family when I'm having sexy with my grandma's satin couch cushion. Don't try anything but satin, unless you want a rash.