PETA Hires Jodie Marsh To Stop Paris Hilton
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Jodie Marsh has just been hired to launch a brand new pro-vegatarian ad for PETA in order to combat the popular Paris Hilton. Marsh is huge in London and constantly in the British tabloids which have coined her "the human viagra". PETA has had an ongoing feud with Paris ever since she has been hurting animals and wearing fur, so they figure they will fight her with a hotter girl. These pictures of Marsh are from her at the Smithfield meat market as she is standing next to a photo of her new body painted like a butcher's diagram.
The ad, which Jodie launched Valentine's Day, carries the tagline "All Animals Have the Same Parts. Have a Heart, Go Vegetarian".
I'd have to say this is the greatest marketing campaign that PETA has ever done. You hire someone hotter than Paris Hilton to get everyone on your side. Up until this point, Paris has been able to walk all over PETA, but now things are going to change. If Marsh doesn't want me to eat meat, than damn it, no more meat. As you can see in that newspaper from today, Paris Hilton was attacked by PETA yesterday, which is the same day Jodie Marsh started working for PETA. This is not by chance, Paris is going down.
Paris Hilton is one of the best looking girls around. I doubt anyone really finds this girl more attractive
This chick is definitely hotter than Paris. However, if she won't chew on my meat stick, then she's out. I know that Paris will. Slut.