Lindsay Lohan's Sexy March Issue Of Allure

Thursday, February 16, 2006

I normally wouldn't want to post two photo shoots of Lindsay Lohan in two days, but these two brand new March ones came out and I couldn't help myself. I don't remember when she got hot again, but she is definitely a 10 on my class/boner scale. Many scientists use the same scale to determine shifts in the earths core. However, they rarely give me any credit for my inventions.

I remember being called "the boy wonder" when I first created the styrofoam. I was a maverick in the genius field at the time, but I did have a cult following.

I'm usually far to humble to talk about my over achievements on the site I write. Basically, I'm just not that interested in myself. Look at Lindsay in that picture with the hat on. I just want to make sure everyone knows that I called her. If I hear of anyone even looking at that picture I will knife them 7 times in the throat.


Posted by darkhat at 2/16/2006  
11 comments
Anonymous said...

3 6 9 damn she's fine.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous said...

Her chest is pretty decent. I'd put something between those buns. EMmmum

11:54 AM  
Anonymous said...

When did she take bust must and grow some tits?

12:03 PM  
Anonymous said...

Lohan alwasy had tits. She just was puking up her meals.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous said...

I looked, Darkhat, don't stab me.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous said...

She's so pretty now. OMG i really can't believe it.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous said...

I know I just can't get over it.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous said...

holy crap ! ! ! is that really Lindsay lohan ? ? my God I have always been Lind's fan . . . n I ever knew she was that HOT ! ! ! i soooo love her ! ! ! ! !

3:10 AM  
Anonymous said...

don't be dumb,

7:22 AM  
Anonymous said...

She's big, goofy and overrated.

1:18 PM  
Anonymous said...

And a skank

2:17 PM  

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