Jessica Simpson Has Rebound Sex With Jude Law

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Star Magazine is saying that Jessica Simpson and Jude Law have been hooking up. A friend of a friend (that's what they are saying) leaked the information to Star magazine.- They said that the two were getting noisy in the same room at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont Hotel.

One source claims: "My friend was staying for a few days over the weekend and one night, an amazing couple walked into the room next door, it was Jessica and Jude. My friend had seen them around the hotel over the entire weekend, but to see them going into the same room together was a shock!"

The person continued with: "Around 2 a.m. it was so loud, she had to call the hotel's management to ask for a change of rooms. She told me the people next door were very loud. There was banging on the wall and loud noises behind her bed. It lasted half an hour, and it was impossible for her to get any sleep."

I only believe this is a complete and total rebound lay because Jessica would normally not pick an STD carrier. At least I hope not. It is a known fact in Hollywood that Jude Law will bang anything that can breathe and walk at the same time. From Miller to the maid, he has done them all. If he added Jessica to the list it would definitely be bragable.

Posted by darkhat at 2/16/2006  
7 comments
Anonymous said...

I find that a little to hard to believe. I checked the link and STar is confirming it. hmm

11:36 AM  
Anonymous said...

Jude Law really is a man whore. He doesn't even care if the women or men are attractive.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous said...

Jude Law is the man.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous said...

Or man whore

11:24 PM  
Anonymous said...

IF you are going to have rebound sex with anyone it mise well be Jude Law. He's got a huge package.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous said...

Huge package? He seems slightly feminine to me (except for the extraordinarily hairy legs). I don't know. I'm questioning Jess's taste in men right now.

7:31 AM  
Anonymous said...

Any guy besides Nick Legay would definitely be an upgrade.

5:47 PM  

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