Kate Moss Helping Colin Farrell Get Off Drugs
Monday, February 06, 2006
Reports are saying that supermodel Kate Moss has been helping Colin Farrell stay off drugs. Farrell, the big time pain pill guy, was in Miami on a two day break from rehab when Kate Moss decided to help him stay clean. Kate luckily escaped charges last week for her cocaine use that was caught on tape. Yes, this is true. I know, I know, she sniffs enough coke in one shot to kill a small pony, and now she is trying to help other druggies.
An onlooker told Britain's Daily Star newspaper:
"Kate and Colin started chatting around the pool at the Raleigh Hotel and she asked him how he was coping. He said he was getting there. It's early days for him but Kate's shown him the way and that's got to be a help."
I can't say this is the best idea I've ever seen. It's kind of like the blind leading the blind. I can see if a girl was trying to learn the best way to hide bottles of vomit in her room, but this is different. I think someone paid this onlooker to make up that stupid story, Kate and Colin are going to be drug buddies for years to come.