Josh Harnett Is A Peeping Tom
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Reports are saying that Josh Hartnett has an obsessed fan who dances sexually for him. The Pearl Harbor actor says he can't believe the amount of female stalkers he has. Harnett, who lives in Minnesota, even had one move in accross the street from him. She seductively dances in her window for Josh every chance she gets. It seems while he is watching all these girls strip in windows, his quasi girlfriend Scarlett Johansson is getting railed by independent rockers.
Josh said this about his stalker neighbor:
"This girl who lives across the way, she dances in her window for me and leaves notes in my mailbox."
At first I thought the girl was crazy, which she is, but Josh is obviously watching. It's like if you bring up how your boss's wife has a juggling midget tattooed on her ass. Yah it's embarrassing for her, but just how the hell do you know about it?
Josh is so cute. I would dance for him too, the suave can put his shoes by my bed any day of the week.
Josh can't act his clumsy looking ass out of a paper bag. He's not handsome or sexy.
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