Eva Longoria Will Get Naked For Chocolate
Monday, February 20, 2006
Reports have confirmed that Eva Longoria can be persuaded to get naked if she is given chocolate, according to the producers of her new movie. During her new movie, they used the temptation of chocolate to make her willing to do a naked Yoga scene. Before you start getting excited I'll let you know this wasn't just any chocolate, they ordered her Godiva chocolates to calm her nerves. These are the only chocolates a socialite like myself would even consider eating.
The source who leaked the information had this to say about Eva being a skank:
"It's a hilarious scene, but Eva needed some coaxing first. She was a lot more agreeable (after the chocolates arrived). "
I don't know what kind of whores these Desperate Houswives girls are, but it's some new breed. It's like some superwhore. Getting naked for some chocolate puts you in the middle of a scale from street hooker to escort.
It's not a big deal, it's just to calm her down. darky makes everything sound dramatic. Oh what am i saying, she's a whore.
Eva has true beauty, far from a whore or a slut. Great personality and good humor.
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