Avril Lavigne Is The Only Good Thing At The Olympics
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
I'm not one of those idiots that says "Avril use to be a ugly tomboy, but now she is hot. I can't believe what kind of turn around she has done." No, I always thought Avril Lavigne was hot. When everyone I knew said she was nothing, I knew.
It wasn't because of what she was doing or wearing then, it was the potential she had. And now I prove the greatness that is me. Every time the Winter Olympics comes people run from the TV's, looking for something to do besides watch curling.
Avril Lavigne brought home more boners, ugh, I mean TV ratings than any other event or hobby at the Olympics. That's all the Winter Olympics really are, hobbies. Oh yah, you can watch the video here.
She's waaaaay too pale. She looks like a vampire. I'm glad she threw out her sk8board, but now it's time for her to get a mystic tan. Then, maybe, she'd make the big leap from a 5 to a 6 (she could be a 7 with some rhinoplasty).
Oh, right, and some blotting papers for that oily skin problem. Sort that shit out, kiddo - please, before I puke.
Darkhat, you'll always be a 10 in my books, but I'm really questioning your call on this one. Sorry, doll. Don't hate me.
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