Angelina Got Pregnant To Keep Brad

Monday, February 13, 2006

The National Ledger is reporting that Angelina Jolie may have only got pregnant in order to keep Brad Pitt. She always wanted kids, but only adopted children. It is now reported that she feared losing Brad.

One friend says:"She told friends she would never give birth. She actually felt that having her own children would be wrong. It was letting down all the Third World babies she knew desperately needed her help. Brad, on the other hand, was desperate to have biological children."


Her friend continues with: "Brad and Angie fell in love without resolving that question." And Angie soon realized the choice: a biological baby or Brad. "Not having babies was a deal-breaker for him," the friend finished.

I don't understand Brad's obsession with having children. Sure it would be nice at all, just like a pet, but they lose value as they get older. Not only that, but now Angelina has dropped from seductively hot to fat and not hot. Recent studies show women are more attractive when they are not fat. Man, I'm smart.

Posted by darkhat at 2/13/2006  
6 comments
Anonymous said...

I don't think she is that into Brad. If she didn't want to give birth, she wouldn't. She's a strong women.

8:52 AM  
Anonymous said...

I don't think she would do that.

9:20 AM  
Anonymous said...

hmm very interesting..

9:30 AM  
Anonymous said...

I want to know who all these "friends" are who are giving away the goods on their celebrity pals. If you tell a pal that you got knocked up for self-serving reasons, she should be a good friend and NOT tell the press. Disloyal whore.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous said...

Ya i know, I can never understand these people.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous said...

Friends friends, go away, come back again, not today.

1:15 PM  

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