Paris Hilton Can't Drink And Walk

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Female First is reporting that Paris Hilton collapsed on a pavement earlier this week after drinking. Paris was leaving a party at a upscaleHollywood club completely shit housed and tripped. I know this comes as a surprise to many, but this news is from a reliable source.

A source of Britain's Daily Mirror said:



"Paris was on top form at the start of the night and looked very posh in her blue dress and beads. But at the end she was out of it so she had to duck out and make her excuses, fast!"

What a crazy news flash. Paris Hilton is a drunken skank. What is this? There are pictures? damn right. Paris Hilton being hurt brings happiness to cancer patients.

Posted by darkhat at 1/11/2006  
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