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Dateline Hollywood has confirmed that Nick has sued his future ex wife Jessica for ending their marriage three months before the contract ended. No shit. They actually had a contract that both of them signed. Now everyone wants to know what was in that contract, right? Well, if you don't want to know it kinda sucks, because I am going to tell you anyway.

This is what the contract consisted of:




"“Mr. Lachey signed over to Ms. Simpson all royalties from '’98 Degrees'’ songs, his appearance on an MTV reality show to promote her albums and perfume line, and his soul in exchange for 41 months of marriage that would keep him in the public spotlight,"” wrote Lachey'’s attorney. "The couple has been married only 38 months and Ms. Simpson is in violation of the contract, ending the union early."

This is rediculous, but it finally makes sense. I always wondered why Jessica had me arrested for having sex with a dead green haired wombat in her bed. At the time I really couldn't figure it out. I knew she had to be into it, but it's this damn contract. She even had the cops arrest me that time I was outside of her security gate. I was just showing off my body by doing pushups in nothing except my sexy bumble bee leotards. I knew she was turned on. It looks like my luck is finally starting to change.