Joaquin Phoenix Almost Died

Friday, January 27, 2006

CNN Entertainment is reporting Joaquin Phoenix's car overturned on a canyon road and collided with another vehicle after his brakes went out, but luckily there were no injuries. Phoenix was driving eastbound by Sunset Strip at about 2:50 p.m. when he suddenly realized his brakes were not working. He than lost control of the car, which ended up overturning and hitting another vehicle.


His publicist, Susan Patricola revealed in a statement:


"Phoenix was wearing his seat belt and walked away from the scene after being helped out of his vehicle by a passer-by."

My first thought was "This guy must be like superman or something", but after more thought I changed my mind. Mostly because I was getting hungry for lunch, but also because I usually walk away from car wrecks all the time. It's part of the image. I'm considered such a reckless bad boy that it would hurt the children too much to see me carried away in an ambulance. Kids need more heroes nowadays.

Posted by darkhat at 1/27/2006  
4 comments
Anonymous said...

Thank God he's alright.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous said...

This has been in the news all morning.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous said...

He's fucking hot. I want to fuck him retarded. like ummm, now. right now.

12:19 PM  
Anonymous said...

Plenty of drug problems, though

1:44 PM  

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