Jessica Simpson Had Sex With Maroon 5

Monday, January 30, 2006

Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson spent the night at Chateau Marmont with Adam Levine, who is the lead singer from the Maroon 5. Apparently she entered the room with Levine, and then wasn't seen at all until the next morning. I don't think I need to draw a picture for anyone, it is pretty obvious what they were doing. I doubt they were making smores and watching The Breakfast Club.

Here is what Page Six said:


"The Chateau Marmont has always been a hub of clandestine Hollywood hookups, but the windows of the famed hotel must be fogging up with all the amorous action there lately. Our spy swears Jessica Simpson took a break from partying with Kirsten Dunst the other night to disappear into Maroon 5 man-whore Adam Levine's room - and didn't emerge until the next morning. "She was picked up by her best friend, Cacee Cobb, that morning," our snitch tattled. Simpson's rep has steadfastly shot down rumors of a romance with the skirt-chasing singer in the past."

Come on. Jessica Simpson is just banging anything with a pulse. I am just about to pack up my things, which consists of a pair of cargos and a shirt, and move to California. If scrubs like Levine can pick up girls like Jessica, I'm clearly the cats meow, or something like that.

Posted by darkhat at 1/30/2006  
7 comments
Anonymous said...

She's jost on the rebound.

8:17 AM  
Anonymous said...

skank hoe

8:35 AM  
Anonymous said...

OMG she didn't!!!!!!!

10:17 AM  
Anonymous said...

NO SHE DIDN'T............she was in front of her stylists house with her stylist! She's not some whore........

2:45 PM  
Anonymous said...

Not a whore, but it is definite that she spent the night in Adam's room. it was all night. the picture isn't from the chateau, but it doesn't claim to be. the story is accureate from page six, though.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous said...

well if it is true good for her because her soon to be ex stepped out on her first. buy the tabloids at the newstand and you'll see what i'm talking about.

10:50 PM  
Anonymous said...

the internet is making us weekly almost obsolete

7:50 AM  

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