Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

This is another picture that has surfaced from the Hilton's Christmas weekend in Maui. I always knew Paris Hilton was completely in love with herself, but this is ridiculous. She can't wait 5 minutes to start having sex again. Paris Hilton has so many STDs that her hand is going to come out of her bikini with some new form of genital warts. The government is going to have to quarantine the entire beach. They are going to come in wearing those germ suits and eventually blow up everyone within a 100 mile radius of that beach.